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This Weeks Menu:

This Weeks Menu:
Bakery Treats, Custom Cakes and Cupcake Options
Causes We Support

Our menu changes bi-weekly, and is posted online daily....typically early in the morning, so availability throughout the day may change.  Our Daily Specials Menu at the restaurant may sometimes have additional items - stop by or call 301-865-4900 to place an order for carry-out.

Closed Monday

Tues - Fri 7am - 4pm

Sat 8am - 4pm

Sun 8 am - 3pm


Breakfast All Day
Best Year Ever Bacon Strata- Layers of Yukon gold potatoes, chopped bacon, shredded cheddar/jack and goat cheeses baked in eggs and cream - served with toast and fresh fruit $10.99

Stop Licking Frozen Flagpoles Frittata - Chopped avocado, halved cherry tomato, and shredded cheddar jack cheese, baked in a puffy open face omelette- served with toast and fresh fruit $10.99

Stay Out Of The Dollar Store Honeyed French Toast - Three slices of honey custard French toast, sautéed in butter and topped with house made cranberry almond granola- garnished with whipped cream and served with real maple syrup $10.99

Find A More Accurate Scale Huevos Rancheros -  A flour tortilla filled with refried black beans, caramelized onions, salsa verde, queso blanco & cheddar jack cheeses - baked and topped with over easy farm eggs, house made salsa, sour cream & cilantro $10.99

Love Myself Like Kanye Loves Himself Egg Salad Bagel - Grilled everything bagel topped with sliced Roma tomato, dilled egg salad, and topped with fresh dill - served with fresh fruit $8.99

Play Powerball Baked Oatmeal Square - A warm oatmeal square with dried cranberries, orange peel, and spices baked in, served either on a bed of crème Anglaise or with a dollop of Greek yogurt on top $8.99

Change My Relationship Status From Forever Alone To Slightly Desperate Avocado Toast- Three slices of multigrain toast, topped with sliced avocado, slivered red onion, and two over easy farm eggs, dusted with salt and pepper $9.99

Stop Smokin' Buzz Plate - Smoked salmon and a cream cheese schmear on a grilled everything bagel, topped with capers, sliced red onion, fresh dill, & a lemon twist - served with fresh fruit $11.99

Work Out More PYT Express - Layers of Greek yogurt and house made cranberry almond granola with a swirl of honey or maple syrup $7.99 Add fresh berries $9.99

Overcome My OCD, Overcome My OCD Bagel Options - 1. Avocado, cream cheese schmear & Roma tomato $7.99 2. Peanut butter, banana and house made almond granola $7.99 3. Cream cheese schmear, tomato, and bacon $7.99

Be More Assertive If That's Ok? Brekkie Sammich - Fluffy scrambled farm eggs topped with cheddar/jack cheese - with your choice of bacon, country sausage or tavern ham served on grilled English muffin, croissant or bagel - with fresh fruit $8.99 or have it veggie style with baby greens, sliced Roma tomatoes, & sliced avocado

Bagel Choices: Plain, Everything



Lunch Anytime


Try To Observe The Speed Limit Beer Cheese Soup  Cup $4.95 Bowl $6.95


Cut Out Toxic People Salad - Baby greens topped with sliced mango, fresh raspberries, crumbled goat cheese, and candied pecans - served with blackberry vinaigrette and baguette slices $9.99

Give Up Alcohol. Wait, I Mean Give Up! Alcohol! Cobb Salad- Sliced, grilled chicken breast served on a bed of baby greens with crumbled bacon, diced avocado, Danish bleu cheese crumbles, English cucumber, quartered hardboiled egg, and halved cherry tomatoes - served with balsamic vinagrette and crispy crackah's $12.99

Lunch Specials, Panini's & Sammiches

Pass For Normal Chili - Beef brisket slow stewed in a tomato based chili with kidney beans, bell peppers, onions and spicy seasonings, topped with cheddar jack cheese, chopped scallion, and a dollop of sour cream, and served with house baked cornbread $11.99

Be A Nicer Person (Stop Laughing) Beastie Panini - Boar's Head top round roast beef, crispy bacon, caramelized onions, and bleu cheese crumbles grilled up on good bread and served with horsey aioli $11.99

Spend Less Time On Social Media Ham Panini - Boar's Head Tavern ham, sliced mango, and Brie cheese, grilled up on cranberry raisin bread, served with red pepper jelly $10.99

Stop Interrupting Turkey Panini - Boar's Head Golden Roast Turkey, salami, and Provolone cheese, served hot on a grilled demi baguette with banana pepper rings - served with remoulade $10.99

Eat More Bacon and Drink More Whiskey BLTA - Multi-grain bread, grilled and topped with sliced avocado, baby greens, sliced Roma tomatoes, and crispy bacon - served with red pepper aioli $8.99

Strata & 1/2 Toxic People Salad $12.99

1/2 Sandwich & Cup of Soup $12.99

1/2 Sandwich & 1/2 Toxic People Salad $12.99

1/2 Toxic People Salad & Cup of Soup $12.99

Stop by to see what we have available to take home - or give us a call. Soup Season has returned and soup is available by the pint or quart - add one of our baby green salads, a loaf of artisan bread and something sweet from our bakery and dinner is served!